I got my septum pierced. In case you don't know, a septum is the skin between the two nostrils which divides the nostrils into two. I have a pink, 16 guage retainer in so I can flip it up at work. The Guatamalan guys at work say it reminds them of a pig because, apparently, in Guatamala, pigs get their noses pierced. Wilder drew me a pig, it's nice. He also said that he'd like to fuck me right by the soups, but he'd lift me up because he doesn't want me to get dirty. How considerate.
I have a trial set for my ticket. I just don't want a moving violation; I can't afford the increase in insurance. I bought some really cute shoes and underwear. I want a denim pencil skirt. Also this week, I think I'll get my tattoo reworked.
Do we all see that I make the switch from sexual harassment to the extremely mundane because that's how commonplace it is in my life. Yes, diners.