Hip and Homeless (manimalogy) wrote,
Hip and Homeless

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Various Limericks by Matthew McNeil Roberts

there once was a guy named matt
he had a really nice hat
left it in the kitchen
his wife started bitchin
so he hit her with a bat

there once was a girl named verity
she liked to sing merrily
stepped into the road
got squashed like a toad
and paid dearily

i was writing an essay all day
much to my dismay
fuck it says me
i think i see
that education doesnt pay

thats because you are a woman
you should be holding a pan
working in the kitchin
without any bitchin
cause i dont give a damn
Tags: aim convo, matt roberts, poetry

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