Ode to Catullus By Zach Mason
by Zach Mason
Oh Big C Man with your foul, foul ways
Please write another poem without delay.
Meter is for big fat pussies, Form is for sweaty ballsacs
Get me some anus licking pre-teen so I may fuck him in the ass
My mouth is so dirty, yet somehow I'm clever
For I am Catullus, they will read me forever
Who said that Classics were boring and dull?
Oh yeah, those who read Aristotle.
I can write about hymens, pubes, foreskins and be just ever so crass
Get me some anus licking preteen so I may fuck him in the ass
Put your big cock in my mouth and it will be severed
For I am Catullus, they will read me forever.
The only editorial freedom I have taken is to amend his spelling 'Cattulus' to 'Catullus' for a little clarity.