Next time you have a fire alarm, please make sure that a) there is actually a fire and b) it's held after I'm awake. Preferably, I wouldn't even be here. Also, you may want to reconsider your actual alarm; that woman's voice didn't quite accurately indicate the fact that everyone could be dead within minutes.
All the best,
P.S. I stole a bagel with cream cheese and a can of pepsi from the Invisalign meeting. I feel it was justified; you guys having woken me up so early that I actually wanted breakfast.